I found this while rummaging through some boxes last week. There's no date so I can't tell you when it was written, but it's something that just had to be shared...
If I Had A Pet Dragon
by Daniel K.
If I had a pet dragon I would name him Fire. He would be my watch dragon and work for Burger King to heat up the burgers. His Burger King job would be a part time job. Sometimes he would cook my food and heat my hands. He woluld be married to Dolly Parton when he was grown up.
